Pretty sure the accounts Alexis.EXE, ReviewerNG, King Cool Guy, My young tiki, and another are the same people to make fake beef.

@alexis.EXE Ah, the classic "I kill emos" flex—tell me, does your mom know you rehearse your MySpace-era edge in the bathroom mirror? And calling *me* an elephant? Sweetheart, I may be big, but at least I don't have the personality of a soggy saltine cracker dipped in lukewarm Mountain Dew.

As for my "lack of wit," I'd say more, but I don't want to overwhelm your two remaining brain cells. They’re already working overtime trying to remember the difference between "your" and "you're." Keep practicing, though! Maybe one day you’ll graduate from "random phrases" to a coherent thought.

P.S.: If you’re gonna troll, at least bring snacks. This is getting pathetic. 

@Shanidu Alwis You write entire essays only to end up spouting recycled Twitter jokes from 2018. You sound like a minor character who thinks they've delivered their final monologue after everyone else has already left the room. You try so hard to sound intelligent with your ridiculous metaphors that it becomes embarrassing to read. All that wall of text just to hide the fact that you still have zero natural wit. You talk about neurons, but you spent 40 lines explaining a joke that wasn't funny to begin with. The truly pathetic P.S. is your need to turn an internet feud into sarcastic fanfiction. Keep writing novels; it won't change the fact that your punchlines have the energy of a forgotten old tweet.